InTrOdUcInG LoLa BeRLiN
Screenwriter, Sex Blogger, Satirist, Poet, Writer of things, Writer of Crap, Writer of the Written Word, Literary Composer, Observationalist, Experimentationalist, Explorationalist, Lexicographer (of abbreviations mainly), Unacknowledged Trendsetter, Rebel Without A Cause (wait, that's a movie), Bohemian Badass, Philanthropist, Mysticist, Self Proclaimed Saint & Human (for now…because really, we're all just ghosts waiting to happen).
CHARACTER TRAITS: Random, Impulsive, Paranoid, Dramatic & Drunk.
MOTTO: Read it, live it, breathe it and do it from behind.
MANTRA: All's well that ends well.
INSPIRATION: Vodka & gin. Occasionally scotch or bourbon for when things get real bad. Booze basically.
HEROES: Mickey Mouse, Charlie Chaplain and BOHART (yeah, I totally merged Beethoven and Mozart -- they operate on the same level of brilliance so I figured meh, merger opportunity).
ADVICE: Dance, travel, drink lots of Sangria and remember: when you start getting too drunk switch to beer.
LIFE ASPIRATION: To clone a baby dinosaur (oh wait, that's been done -- Jurassic Park. Dammit!)
ALTERNATIVE LIFE ASPIRATION: To travel back in time and morph into an Egyptian heiress or one of those exotic looking cat women, that is: an Egyptian cat goddess -- and the ability to interpret hieroglyphics. I mean that would probably be a basic Egyptian cat woman goddess skill, I imagine.
FAVORITE COLOR: Seriously?! Coral.
FAVORITE WORD: Fulfilled (why does it have to be a fancy word that's hard to pronounce with never-ending syllables. I'm all about meaning -- not showing off my vocabulary).
FAVORITE FOOD: Gelato and chocolate and white chocolate and belgian chocolate and all chocolate. And butter and sugar. And authentic Italian pizza from Italy and French food from France and Polish food in Poland. I guess international food served in its country of origin. And everything covered in gravy. Actually, I'll eat anything as long as its not stale, moldy or alive.
FAVORITE DESTINATION: Rome and Krakow and anywhere new and foreign.
PURPOSE OF THIS WEBSITE: To graffiti on the internet.
IS THIS EVER GOING TO STOP? Yes.
NOW NOW: Now now
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